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The top 25 things women never say...
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out
women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just
wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing
again, come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you
please try again?
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day
thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for Christ's sake, you go hunting with the
guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno
movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my
friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go
to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why
don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down
to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting
up for the night feedings.
24. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm
gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles
behind my head.